What is wrong with this picture?

That's right ... they're eating scotch fillet. This was Mark's way of bribing them into behaving after bringing home Sylvester and Daphne from desexing on Saturday ... and I only got lamb chops the night before.

What A Day!!!

I just spent the whole day do fucking paperwork!!!

I am now fully enrolled for my first year of uni. You're allowed to refer to me as S0131053 if you like. My online application for Austudy is also done. The bastards made me fill out an extra 20 pages of forms just because I'm registered as a sole trader, own a block of land and I wanted to authorise Mark to make enquiries on my behalf. I may even need to see an accountant to have profit and loss statements and balance sheets done up for this application. It will cost me more than the whole $330 I've made as a sole trader if that's the case and please don't forget that $30 of that needs to go to little Johnny with the bad eyebrows (seriously, doesn't he have an image consultant) for GST.

It's been pissing down here for the last couple of days so I haven't done a great deal. The last thing done to the house was installing a water filter in the kitchen. Mark was sick to death of having to boil kettleloads of drinking water every day so I eBayed him this undersink job complete with the chrome plated tap.

And I didn't even flood the kitchen installing it either. Feel free to congratulate me.

I need a therapist

I can't login to eBay Phew ... It was the satellite router. I got Mark to reset it at lunchtime yesterday and I got my eBay back.

WOOHOO

I got in to uni I got in to uni I got in to uni I got in to uni I got in to uni I got in to uni I got in to uni I got in to uni I got in to uni I got in to uni I got in to uni I got in to uni I got in to uni I got in to uni I got in to uni I got in to uni I got in to uni I got in to uni I got in to uni I got in to uni For the next three years I will be study a Bachelor of Arts (Specialisation) at Central Queensland University, Rockhampton Campus via distance education. At this stage I will be majoring in Environmental Studies and Creative Writing but will make up my mind when choosing my subjects. The best part is that after working my guts out for the last 10 years and paying all that tax I now get to sponge of the government ... and all because little Johnny refuses to accept Mark and I as a couple ... well it works both ways.

Hotpant Heaven

I had a pair of leopard print hotpants. The were bought for a Sleazeball years ago ... Well the theme was "Beast". I have never worn them since. Mark decided he liked them and wears them around the house because they're comfy. He bought them out after we got back from the reef and gave Sherril and Julian a good laugh, so of course Sherril had to take a photo. There were two but I have already been told it's an instant divorce if I post the other one. If you look close enough you can even see the wetsuit tan line on the back of his legs.